{1}{1}23.976
{1009}{1049}Oh!
{1074}{1129}Ow!
{1190}{1253}Help! Help!
{1254}{1284}Am I dead?
{1286}{1348}You're not dead.
{1350}{1406}You've been taken|against your will.
{1408}{1454}Kobe? Who is that?
{1567}{1637}Dr. Phil?|What the hell's going on?
{1638}{1727}I don't know. I was doing a show|on teens with abandonment issues...
{1729}{1770}...and suddenly, I woke up here.
{1772}{1846}Man, those kids|are gonna be pissed.
{1878}{1917}Hello, gentlemen.
{1918}{1980}You don't know me,|but I know you.
{1982}{2059}You both play games|with other people for a living...
{2061}{2130}...but, today, you play a game|for your lives.
{2132}{2225}Right now, you are both|breathing in a deadly nerve gas.
{2226}{2298}You have 120 seconds to reach|the antidote...
{2299}{2330}...or you die.
{2332}{2381}Oh, my God!|We better get out of here!
{2382}{2433}Let the game begin.
{2460}{2505}There!
{2668}{2738}Hit the metal arm|with something.
{2740}{2778}There.
{2998}{3072}Damn it!
{3094}{3134}Sorry.
{3136}{3216}Shaquille, I'm not angry at you...
{3218}{3286}...but we are one minute|away from death.
{3287}{3345}Just shut out the "No" voice.
{3346}{3405}Own your success.
{3492}{3521}Oh!
{3555}{3634}Just make the damn basket!
{3700}{3740}What the hell was that for?
{3742}{3782}You hurt my feelings.
{3784}{3857}Your feelings?|To hell with your feelings!
{3859}{3910}Everybody with their feelings!
{3912}{3985}"I'm obese."|"My kid's a brat." "Help me. Help me."
{3986}{4017}Just shut up!
{4018}{4066}Why can't I fix anyone?
{4068}{4175}I'm so dumb and worthless!|Mama was right! Mama was right!
{4177}{4265}Hey, hey! Pull yourself together.|You're a brilliant doctor.
{4267}{4316}Not exactly.
{4318}{4417}What?|I just tell people to "get real."
{4418}{4477}I'm not even a psychologist.
{4478}{4520}I'm... an electrician.
{4548}{4628}I failed you, Shaq.|I failed you.
{4827}{4865}Booyah!|Yes!
{4946}{4984}30 seconds left!
{5051}{5110}This will never work.
{5112}{5185}Of course - he wants us|to cut through our feet.
{5214}{5260}You go first.
{5262}{5317}Bullshit.
{5318}{5365}Yeah.
{5366}{5414}You're probably not man enough.
{5416}{5457}I guess your mama was right.
{5510}{5548}Never!
{5550}{5629}Who's the coward now, Mama?
{5631}{5678}Candy from a baby.
{5767}{5850}Oh, my God!|I did it. We're saved.
{5852}{5913}What's wrong?|Wrong foot.
{6014}{6053}Motherfu...
{6354}{6396}No one believed...
{6398}{6463}...in the early years|of the 21 st century...
{6465}{6513}...that our world was being|watched...
{6515}{6609}...the way a man with a microscope|might scrutinize the creatures...
{6610}{6653}...in a drop of water.
{6654}{6709}I like big butts|and I cannot lie.
{6711}{6753}You other brothers can't deny.
{6755}{6802}That when a girl walks in|with an itty-bitty waist.
{6803}{6890}And round thing in your face,|you get sprung.
{6892}{6959}Wanna pull up tough|'Cause you noticed that butt was stuffed.
{6961}{6999}Deep in the jeans she's wearin'
{7001}{7047}I'm hooked,|and I can't stop starin'
{7049}{7102}Oh, baby
{7148}{7220}Yet across the gulf of space...
{7222}{7307}...a terrible evil prepared|to unleash itself...
{7309}{7402}...upon an unsuspecting human race.
{7700}{7770}You're up early.|Come back to bed.
{7802}{7858}Come on.
{7898}{7938}Please.
{8454}{8501}Hello? Hello?
{8547}{8593}Tom! Oh!
{8638}{8730}I know you missed me.|Oh, I missed you too. God, you look great.
{8732}{8792}I wanted to come by to thank you|for setting up that job interview for me.
{8794}{8878}This isn't a good time.
{8880}{8941}I just need something to keep me busy|now that Cody's out of the house.
{8943}{8990}He just turned 11.
{8992}{9033}I enrolled him in military|school last year.
{9035}{9089}It's supposed to be|a great program.
{9091}{9165}Boy, kids, you know,|they just grow up so fast.
{9166}{9226}So I heard|that you were dating again.
{9227}{9281}Knowing you,|I bet she's brainy.
{9282}{9318}"Quixotic."
{9320}{9359}90 points!
{9685}{9760}Oh, you know, your work with|the elderly really inspired me, Tom.
{9762}{9849}I mean, they have|so much to teach us...
{9850}{9901}...and we have so much|to teach them.
{9903}{9974}You know, ultimately, they...|really are just like us...
{9975}{10037}...only... older.
{10038}{10122}Anyway, I'm hoping that|a new career will help...
{10124}{10209}...keep my mind off of...|bad memories.
{10210}{10310}I'm sure you have memories, too.|He's the kind of person you never forget.
{10312}{10361}Sometimes, I wake up in|the middle of the night...
{10362}{10428}...wondering where he is,|and then I remember.
{10430}{10537}I know you miss him, too,|but it's really been hardest on me.
{10538}{10586}I'm rattling on, but if you|don't vent your emotions...
{10587}{10675}...they just well up inside of you|and burst out.
{10677}{10742}The harder you try,|the harder it all gets...
{10744}{10799}...till you just can't|shake it off anymore.
{10801}{10824}Oh!
{10826}{10898}Like you're carrying around|this enormous burden.
{10900}{10949}Sometimes your problems|get so big.
{11018}{11078}And then what do you say to yourself?|Jesus!
{11079}{11161}Yes, you can turn to religion|or family and friends...
{11162}{11225}...but in the end,|you're still in agony.
{11226}{11286}Maybe that's why|I want to become a nurse.
{11288}{11382}I'm just... I'm so in tune|with everyone's emotions.
{11383}{11449}I guess I've always had|a knack for being...
{11494}{11537}Oh, my...
{12146}{12225}Ryan, go home.|You've been working 16 straight hours.
{12227}{12281}Come on, I need the overtime.
{12283}{12329}Don't worry. Okay?
{12330}{12390}I'm wide...
{12440}{12546}Ryan! What are you doing?
{12582}{12639}That was gold bullion...
{12690}{12738}No, not the monkeys!
{12866}{12925}They're loose!
{13027}{13083}Damn it, Tom!|What the hell happened back there?
{13085}{13135}Aw, come on, Ed.|That could've happened to anyone.
{13137}{13199}Oh, yeah?|You know what your problem is?
{13201}{13274}As soon as the going gets tough,|you give up.
{13276}{13333}You're right. I quit.
{13334}{13374}Ah, you don't get it, do you?
{13376}{13447}You could be the best,|if only you'd see things through.
{13449}{13509}I don't know.|Give me a break.
{13510}{13585}What can I tell you, Ed?|I guess I'm no good.
{13587}{13629}Maybe I just don't have what it takes.
{13630}{13724}What are you talking about?|You secured that tricky H-500 unit, didn't you?
{13726}{13769}Aw, come on. That was easy.
{13968}{14026}Tom Ryan.|I haven't seen you in a while.
{14027}{14128}Well, I spend every waking minute|of my life operating a crane.
{14130}{14177}God, I hate my job.
{14290}{14340}Yo, Tom! Where you been?
{14342}{14377}Mahalik.
{14379}{14423}Yo, C.J.,|this is my boy Tom Ryan.
{14425}{14477}We used to work together|down at the docks.
{14478}{14506}Ya-hi! Ya-hi! Ya-hi!
{14508}{14572}Hey, Tom. How's the family, man?|You remember Marilyn?
{14574}{14634}Your lovely wife... how could I forget?|She dumped me.
{14636}{14706}Yeah, I know.|I slept with her a few times.
{14708}{14742}What?|Me too.
{14744}{14817}You guys talking about Marilyn?|Great lay.
{14818}{14873}My pops introduced me to her.
{14874}{14923}Ever since the divorce,|it's like my life has no purpose.
{14925}{14968}Half the time I walk around|feeling like a zombie.
{14970}{15026}Yo, don't joke about zombies.|That shit there... that's real.
{15028}{15086}Yo, you know Nashawn,|down on 120th Street?
{15088}{15112}Yeah.
{15114}{15180}She told me that she heard a zombie|going through her trash the other day.
{15182}{15225}The next morning,|she turned up missing.
{15227}{15278}Uh...|What? Okay, back up.
{15280}{15326}How in the hell|do you "turn up missing"?
{15328}{15393}'Cause nobody knows where you are|when they realize you ain't there!
{15394}{15425}Guys, I'm trying to ask...
{15426}{15501}So you telling me that you can appear|and disappear at the same time.
{15502}{15563}No, man. You can't appear|and disappear at the same time.
{15565}{15613}The bitch ain't David Copperfield!|Uh, guys...
{15615}{15649}Mmm. No, no.
{15650}{15709}But you can't be gone from one place|and show up somewhere else entirely.
{15710}{15758}So when you turn up,|you're never missing.
{15760}{15817}And when you're missing,|you never turn up.
{15818}{15881}Unless... you a zombie.
{15883}{15918}Damn!
{15919}{15990}Hey, that's some plausible shit right there.|You should blog about that.
{15991}{16061}I'm gonna put that on MySpace.|You do that!
{16062}{16102}Hey, Tom.
{16104}{16177}You know what you need to do, man?|You need to get away from all this.
{16178}{16248}You need to take a break.|Oh, I don't know.
{16250}{16333}No, no. He's right, man. You should|come fishing with us one weekend.
{16335}{16406}Me and Mahalik, we found|this great spot last summer.
{16408}{16464}Yeah. A great spot.
{16639}{16694}Hey. You cold?
{16736}{16789}Little bit.|Hmm.
{16990}{17033}Hey. Look, man, um...
{17035}{17080}I'm not on the down-low|or nothing, all right?
{17082}{17164}Oh, that's cool, man.|Me, neither.
{17243}{17297}Hey, what you doing?|Relax, man.
{17299}{17358}I'm just trying to grab some nuts.
{17533}{17592}C.J., what are you doin'?
{17594}{17657}I just wanna eat some peanuts.|Huh?
{17659}{17739}See? Peanuts.
{17929}{18074}I've been alone with you|inside my mind.
{18076}{18149}And in my dreams,|I've kissed your lips
{18183}{18244}A thousand times.
{18274}{18429}I sometimes see you pass|outside my door.
{18431}{18509}Hello.
{18510}{18594}Is it me you're looking for?
{18596}{18692}I can see it in your eyes.
{18694}{18772}I can see it in your smile.
{18774}{18852}You're all I ever wanted.
{18854}{18933}And my arms are open wide...
{18935}{18990}...'Cause you know just what to say.
{19046}{19112}And you know just what to do.
{19114}{19166}Ooh, baby.
{19168}{19245}And I want to tell you so much
{19328}{19392}I love you.
{19496}{19546}Yeah...|we caught a lot of fish.
{19548}{19584}Yeah.
{19623}{19668}Black cod.
{19670}{19720}Damn.
{19722}{19791}Tom, you don't...|I don't want you thinking that...
{19793}{19837}Hopefully, this doesn't|affect your opin...
{19838}{19893}Why would you do that,|and that's my first time meeting him?
{20187}{20242}Late again, Tom.
{20244}{20321}Hey, Marilyn.|I thought you were moving.
{20322}{20416}It's all I can afford right now. You took|everything in the divorce except my name.
{20418}{20472}No, actually, the judge|granted me that yesterday.
{20474}{20529}You're now officially known|as "Horace P. MacTitties."
{20558}{20628}I'm sure your new husband is pleased.
{20630}{20693}He's a good man.|A provider, unlike you.
{20695}{20739}You never cared|about our children.
{20741}{20800}Hey, that's not true.|I'm a great dad.
{20802}{20862}Kids!
{20863}{20888}Dad?
{21035}{21080}Hi, Dad.|Hey, Rachel.
{21082}{21148}How's it going there,|uh... Princess?
{21172}{21217}It's locked.
{21294}{21331}Hey! Let me help you|with that, muffin.
{21333}{21368}I should do that.|It's no problem.
{21370}{21418}I honestly don't mind.|Neither do I.
{21420}{21465}Fine. You take it.
{21466}{21524}I'll see you on Tuesday.
{21526}{21557}Hey, Marilyn.
{21559}{21637}That's a good look for you,|being pregnant.
{21670}{21725}I'm not pregnant!
{21726}{21798}I didn't meant to...|I'm sorry.
{21800}{21869}If you want to make things right,|maybe you should start with our kids.
{21870}{21941}You're right. Those kids|are all I have in this world.
{21942}{22006}Well, the kids... and my car.
{22008}{22072}Ow!
{22135}{22232}Mr. Koji, looks like we need|someone new for the Norris account.
{22234}{22269}Again?
{22271}{22345}Every day we don't have someone looking|after this woman, I lose big money.
{22346}{22429}What happened to last girl?|Yoko. Take a look.
{22431}{22490}Holy shit!
{22491}{22553}Someone put a towel under her|or something. Christ!
{22555}{22649}It's the Norris house, Mr. Koji.|They say it's cursed.
{22650}{22698}There no such thing as a curse.
{22700}{22740}Don't be ridiculous.
{22742}{22798}Those just old wives' tales.
{22800}{22888}I need someone there today|or I'm in big trouble.
{22960}{23008}Hello. I'm Cindy Campbell.
{23010}{23064}I'm looking for a job|in home health care.
{23098}{23158}I was recommended by a family friend,|but unfortunately, he committed...
{23160}{23226}Oh, my God!
{23228}{23277}Don't mind her.|She slip and fall.
{23279}{23358}You my new best employee.|Ready start today?
{23360}{23406}Oh, it's so fast. I don't know.
{23408}{23462}Oh, trust me.|Uh, you're gonna love this job.
{23464}{23522}Come on, I show you.|We can be there 10 minutes.
{23816}{23862}Come! Come!
{24118}{24182}Mr. Koji?
{24238}{24305}Hello?
{24546}{24601}Oh, my God! Oh!
{24602}{24634}Okay, oh.
{24636}{24693}Oh, let's get you up and...|Oh!
{24694}{24757}Okay, come on.|Here we go.
{24758}{24821}Oh, I'm sorry.|There you are.
{24823}{24866}I see you've met Mrs. Norris...|she catatonic.
{24868}{24927}Yes, I was just trying|to get her back up on the bed.
{24929}{24978}I was afraid|that she would be hurt.
{24980}{25033}You know, when I came in,|I just saw her lying here on the floor.
{25034}{25100}Of course, of course. I help.|You grab her legs, I grab her arms.
{25102}{25157}Mrs. Norris,|I'm here to take care of you.
{25188}{25250}Yes, I'm very happy|to meet you, too.
{25290}{25372}See? This job perfect for you.|Let me show you rest of house.
{25374}{25424}Right this way.
{25426}{25473}So, what do you think?
{25474}{25616}I don't know. There's something|strange about this house.
{25618}{25684}A presence.|A presence? Don't be silly.
{25686}{25728}Nothing wrong with this house.|It's funny.
{25730}{25812}I always dreamt I would live|in a house like this with my husband...
{25814}{25889}...but I guess that's all just in the...
{25919}{25945}...past.
{25946}{25997}Who wants to see upstairs?
{26022}{26101}It's a nice neighborhood|close to schools and shopping.
{26102}{26185}There are hardwood floors throughout.|Passed almost every inspection.
{26186}{26272}Big backyard goes back 100 feet.
{26406}{26453}And in here is the bathroom.
{26454}{26493}Very big, very...
{26534}{26585}...nice.
{26587}{26625}It is nice.
{26626}{26680}It seems like|it'd be a great place to work...
{26682}{26749}...but I just can't shake|this feeling of... evil.
{26750}{26798}Evil? That crazy talk.
{26911}{26973}Do you know anything about|the people who used to live here?
{26974}{27061}People? No, nothing about people.|I don't remember anything.
{27063}{27146}Mr. Koji, did something strange|happen in this house?
{27147}{27185}Strange? Don't be silly.
{27187}{27233}This house perfectly normal.
{27234}{27325}I'm sure you're right, and yet...|it's as if someone's watching us.
{27398}{27445}Mr. Koji?
{27447}{27528}That was me...|just excited about hiring you.
{27530}{27600}Very, very enthusiastic!
{27602}{27738}We offer medical and dental|and two weeks' paid vacation!
{27740}{27825}I'm hoping...|you can start today!
{27826}{27876}Maybe get in a whole week!
{27878}{27918}You put in for this job...
{27920}{27973}...we got wonderful opportunities for you.
{27974}{28057}Mr. Koji, is there something|you're not telling me about this?
{28189}{28265}I was... dirty.
{28296}{28388}So... the job?
{28390}{28429}I'll take it.
{28554}{28622}Get your glove!|I'm in the backyard!
{28624}{28694}Robbie, come on.|Let's go!
{28696}{28764}That's not how you're going|to get through to him.
{28766}{28818}Look, Rach, this is guy stuff.
{28820}{28897}You got to trust me.
{28898}{28969}All right, Robbie, you ready|for the Tom Ryan Express?
{29218}{29301}Yeah, maybe, one day,|I can grow up to be just like you.
{29302}{29376}All right,|I know I let you kids down...
{29378}{29442}...but you have no idea|how hard it is to be a father.
{29444}{29530}Well, when you start,|let me know.
{29756}{29797}You okay?
{29798}{29837}My eyes! My eyes!
{29924}{30024}Oh, much... better.
{30050}{30101}I'm so sorry.|Oh, that's okay.
{30102}{30153}I've taken balls|to the face before.
{30155}{30222}Hi. I'm Cindy Campbell,|your new neighbor.
{30224}{30271}Tom, Tom Ryan.
{30273}{30332}You, uh, live here|all by yourself?
{30334}{30381}Well, I'm taking care|of Mrs. Norris...
{30383}{30473}...but... yes, for the first time|in my life, I'm on my own.
{30474}{30509}I know that feeling.
{30534}{30613}It wasn't always that way.|I know.
{30615}{30666}You thought you'd found|your soul mate.
{30668}{30714}Yes.
{30716}{30764}And then one day|you come home...
{30766}{30845}...and find your so-called soul mate|in bed with a complete stranger.
{30846}{30925}Well, not a complete stranger...|Sammy Sosa.
{30954}{31005}Sound familiar?
{31043}{31081}No, not at all.
{31101}{31159}But I do know what it's like|to be in that much pain...
{31161}{31229}...and the worst part is|you have to suffer through it...
{31230}{31288}Alone?|It looks like we have a lot in...
{31290}{31349}Common.
{31350}{31415}We're already finishing each other's...|Dinner.
{31447}{31499}Sentences.
{31527}{31624}Well... maybe all we really need|is a friend.
{31626}{31687}I'd like that.
{31689}{31743}Well, I better get back|to Mrs. Norris.
{31745}{31804}It's time to put her catheter in,|and then after that...
{31806}{31853}I've got to scrub|in between her fat folds...
{31855}{31906}...and I've got to lance her boils.
{31908}{31950}I've got to open her up|and then...
{32687}{32741}...empty the colostomy bag and...
{32743}{32796}...mop up the drool.
{32798}{32842}That's wonderful.
{32844}{32908}I'll see you around?|Definitely.
{32910}{32960}Okay.
{32998}{33057}Okay, Mrs. Norris,|time to dig out that doody bubble.
{34618}{34692}Whoa... Oh! Ow!
{35074}{35122}Mrs. Norris?
{35124}{35185}Have you noticed anything|strange about this house?
{35187}{35258}Yes! Yes!|No?
{35259}{35282}Yes!
{35284}{35351}Oh, you're probably right.|Guess I'm just being silly.
{35404}{35448}Just relax now.
{35450}{35515}Here we go. Okay.
{35517}{35594}Oh, you poor thing.|You don't have to be scared.
{35596}{35670}I'm here to take care of you.
{35672}{35753}You know, I think you and I|are going to be wonderful friends.
{35754}{35845}I do. That's right. Just relax.
{35847}{35905}Let's get in those ears.
{35906}{35975}Okay. All right.
{35977}{36064}That's right.|Oh, it feels good.
{36116}{36175}Okay.
{36177}{36236}You love this, don't you?
{36238}{36317}It's nice and warm.|Feels good, doesn't it?
{36331}{36395}Oh, my God! Oh! Oh!
{36397}{36453}I'm so sorry!
{38350}{38419}Robbie!
{38421}{38467}Come on!
{38469}{38523}Let's toss the old pigskin!
{38697}{38734}Ooh.
{38736}{38806}I'm so sorry. I didn't see you there.|Are you all right?
{38807}{38869}It's okay.|My throat cushioned the blow.
{38871}{38957}Thank God.|I lost my temper. My son's...
{38959}{39013}What's wrong?|You look scared.
{39015}{39060}Oh, nothing. It's just...
{39062}{39120}There's something|going on in this house.
{39122}{39176}Last night, I saw a face.
{39178}{39241}Did it have a nose?|Yes.
{39243}{39285}That does sound like a face.
{39287}{39370}And then there was|this weird hand in the shower...
{39372}{39426}...and this horrible thing|on the stairs.
{39428}{39484}I can't go through|this all again.
{39486}{39557}Oh, I get it.|There's some other guy.
{39559}{39635}You still love him, don't you?|I wish you both the best.
{39637}{39709}Wait! You don't understand.
{39711}{39804}It's painful to talk about,|but you deserve to know.
{39849}{39906}I was married once.
{39908}{40009}Get out the way, bitch!|Don't call me no bitch! You ain't shit!
{40011}{40056}Shut your ass up, snow ho!
{40115}{40203}Well... actually, married twice.
{40246}{40295}My husband and I were living our dream.
{40297}{40385}Ladies and gentlemen,|your challenger, Cindy Campbell.
{40433}{40511}Stay loose, Cindy.|Remember your training. Keep your focus.
{40563}{40634}Always think, where's|the next punch coming...
{40636}{40699}After 20 fights, I was undefeated.
{40701}{40752}Only one fighter stood|between me and the belt.
{40754}{40801}You got this chick.|She's nothing.
{40803}{40845}Tiffany Stone!
{40981}{41015}Cindy, listen to me.
{41017}{41081}I know you're scared, but I believe in you.|You can win this.
{41083}{41162}And if I do win, George, then will you|tell me what my nickname means?
{41164}{41210}Yes. I promise.
{41212}{41277}Okay. Now just stick with the jab|and lead with your right.
{41279}{41328}Watch your footwork.
{41330}{41390}Let's go!
{41594}{41682}Whoa, whoa! You do that one more time,|I'm taking a point off, you hear me?
{41744}{41813}I got it, I got it!|Dude, check it out!
{41989}{42053}I can't take it anymore!
{42300}{42350}And that's when I lost my cool...
{42352}{42407}...and made the biggest mistake|of my life.
{42409}{42455}Cindy, no!
{42485}{42520}Ooh, a nickel!
{42678}{42749}No!
{43713}{43770}Get out of the way!
{43772}{43827}George!
{43829}{43915}No!
{43917}{43997}If I hadn't have thrown that punch,|none of it would've happened.
{43998}{44065}I blame myself for it all.|As well you should.
{44067}{44162}But, Cindy, the past is the past.
{44163}{44227}Maybe you ought to think|about your future.
{44229}{44276}If I'm ever going to love again...
{44278}{44337}...it has to be with somebody|who'll be there for me.
{44338}{44418}Well, I don't have a great track record|in that department. Just ask my son.
{44420}{44485}I have.|What's an "cock monger"?
{44520}{44570}Uh... that's not really important.
{44572}{44632}What matters is|I've let a lot of people down.
{44634}{44692}Oh.
{44694}{44769}I should go.|Wait!
{44807}{44880}Maybe I'm just not meant|to be happy...
{44922}{45008}...but something about you|makes me want to try.
{45452}{45505}What's happening?|I don't know!
{45574}{45634}Why is the sky so dark?
{45636}{45686}Why is the wind moving|towards the storm?
{45730}{45789}Why don't any of us have driers?
{45790}{45873}I've never seen clouds|like that before!
{46085}{46131}You okay?|Yeah.
{46133}{46179}Can you believe that thunder?|No.
{46181}{46252}That storm is so fierce.|I've never seen anything like it.
{46254}{46319}I haven't either.|Imagine being out there.
{46321}{46401}That last one sounded really close.
{46403}{46478}Don't worry. Lightning never|strikes in the same place twice.
{46526}{46593}Where's Rachel?|I thought she was with you.
{46694}{46739}Oh, there you are.
{46943}{46997}Okay. That's it. We're fine.
{46999}{47060}That last bolt of lightning|smelled like a...
{47062}{47113}Giant turd.
{47115}{47211}Yes, the... lightning.
{47213}{47272}I'll go look for Robbie.
{47365}{47415}Turn it again,|see if it'll start.
{47417}{47492}I don't know what's going on.|The car's not working, it's just not working.
{47494}{47565}Start!
{47567}{47623}Go!
{47662}{47745}My bowels have stopped moving!|Why?
{47746}{47821}How's it going, Marvin?|I just had this car working; now it's dead.
{47822}{47885}Try changing the solenoid.|Good idea.
{47886}{47941}Death to America!
{47984}{48041}Aw, shit!
{48532}{48568}Run!
{49041}{49112}Karma, karma, karma, karma,|karma chameleon...
{49758}{49830}Beautiful outfit!
{49832}{49880}Thanks.
{49907}{49977}Where's your ride, G?|Move it, dawg!
{50363}{50429}Hello?
{50458}{50505}"Haro"?
{50535}{50583}Hibachi. Benihana. Teriyaki.
{50585}{50661}Nagasaki. Okinawa.|Hokkaido. Yokohama.
{50663}{50758}Karate. Judo. Sumo. Samurai.
{50759}{50854}Nissan. Honda. Mitsubishi. Subaru.
{50855}{50947}Hara-kiri. Tsunami.|Kamikaze. Banzai.
{50949}{51048}Yamaha. Nikon. Casio. Aiwa.
{51081}{51173}Minolta. Hitachi. Seiko. Toshiba.
{51175}{51235}Buddha! Shitake kimono!
{51237}{51353}Tempura. Sushi. Sashimi!
{51355}{51397}Fujitsu!
{51559}{51616}I can't read that.
{51618}{51679}That's better.
{51798}{51843}Let's go, honey!|Let's go! Let's go!
{51877}{51915}Robbie, Dad's home!
{52010}{52065}What is it?|What's going on?
{52067}{52121}Death.
{52401}{52473}Dad, talk to me. What's happening?|There's no time to explain.
{52475}{52517}Alien attack!
{52518}{52587}Well, actually,|that about sums it up.
{52589}{52647}Fill this up with food.|We're leaving this house in 60 seconds.
{52691}{52785}My ass!
{52846}{52891}Penis.
{52911}{52940}We gotta go.
{53066}{53117}Cindy!|Tom!
{53119}{53165}Run for it!|Where are you going?
{53166}{53260}Someone's out there, somebody|who knows a way to stop all of this.
{53262}{53312}Oh, you wouldn't understand.|I understand.
{53314}{53397}Come with me.|Oh, I'd like to, but my kids.
{53399}{53469}I... guess this is good-bye.
{53470}{53554}When this is all over, promise me that|you'll find me, that you'll never forget me...
{53556}{53625}...that you won't give up|until I'm back in your arms.
{53627}{53683}Alive?|Yes.
{53685}{53727}I promise.
{53813}{53852}Good-bye, Cindy.
{53973}{54013}Hey, wait!
{54015}{54105}A solenoid... for luck.
{54361}{54420}Marvin!|You put a solenoid in?
{54422}{54478}Yeah, I got one|from that crackhead over there.
{54480}{54520}Get in.|Why should we?
{54522}{54613}Because you're my responsibility now,|and like it or not, I'm all you've got.
{54627}{54686}Ow!
{54710}{54765}Hey. Hey!|Thank God.
{54766}{54817}Hey! What are you doing?
{54819}{54890}Get in the car, Marvin.|Come on, Tom, stop joking around.
{54891}{54952}Get in the car, Marvin,|or you're gonna die.
{54954}{55011}Okay, fine.
{55081}{55149}No, wait for me to...|Still locked.
{55151}{55213}Why are you reaching at the same time?|What do you mean?
{55215}{55258}All right, on three.|You counting now?
{55260}{55308}One, two, three, open the door!
{55310}{55366}Okay, on three.|One, two...
{55368}{55409}Three.
{55410}{55465}Don't do that. You're trying to annoy me.|It's still locked.
{55467}{55515}I'm going on three. One, two...
{55517}{55555}Don't count when I count.|I have a problem with that.
{55557}{55600}What's the matter with you?|Turn your mouth sideways.
{55602}{55654}If you look at me I lose count.|What are you crazy?
{55656}{55712}One, two, three!|Two, three!
{55714}{55769}Don't do it the same time.|You said "three."
{55771}{55808}You go on "four." Can you count?|Four.
{55810}{55868}So on your "three" or my "four"?|There's only one "three."
{55870}{55925}I'm tryin' to get in the car.|Then you do it on "four."
{55926}{55991}You said, "three." So are you doin' it|on "three" or am I doin' it on "two"?
{55993}{56037}For Christ's sake!|I heard "three."
{56038}{56076}If the count is "three,"|you do it on "four."
{56078}{56116}Now it's "four."|Why would you go on "four"?
{56118}{56162}You gave me "four" first|and you stole my "four."
{56164}{56204}But I have to count to "three" first.|You stole my "four."
{56206}{56263}Just let me say "three."|I've got wait on you now, huh?
{56265}{56302}You want the black man to wait again?|Do whatever you want.
{56304}{56374}That's what I've been doin'.|Why would you do that?
{56376}{56436}Why would you reach for it when|I say "three"? That's what this is about.
{56438}{56474}Do I still go on "four"?
{56475}{56528}When I say "three,"|don't worry about "four."
{56530}{56564}You got all the time in the world!
{56566}{56664}You can go home, watch television|and come back and then open the door!
{56666}{56694}Fine.|One...
{56696}{56757}No. No "one." I'm out.|No thank you.
{56759}{56845}I'll take the next one.|Does that work for you?
{56846}{56900}Jesus.|Attitude.
{56950}{56993}Seriously, I'd rather be dead.
{57042}{57093}"A girl had a pet duck."
{57095}{57148}"She fed and took care|of her pet duck."
{57150}{57261}"But one day, the duck got loose|and ran away from the girl."
{57263}{57325}"The duck ran down the road|and kept running..."
{57326}{57366}"...until he found a pond."
{57368}{57455}Mr. President,|we've just received word...
{57457}{57512}...the planet is under attack by aliens.
{57514}{57552}Oh. Okay.
{57554}{57596}"The duck went back..."
{57598}{57667}Sir? They've already wiped out|some of our cities.
{57669}{57726}If nothing is done,|they'll kill us all.
{57728}{57781}I see. Well, I'll handle that|in a minute.
{57782}{57869}But right now, I need to find out|what's happening with the duck.
{57870}{57960}Sir, with each passing moment,|more people will die.
{57962}{58020}The people are gonna die|regardless...
{58022}{58084}...but this duck still has|a fighting chance.
{58086}{58197}I've read the story before, Mr. President.
{58199}{58248}The duck dies.
{58284}{58344}My God!|That's horrible.
{58346}{58418}Mr. President, the aliens?|We're under attack.
{58420}{58488}You mean, right now all of these|children's parents could be dead?
{58525}{58585}Kids! Kids, please!
{58587}{58644}It's not as bad as it seems.
{58646}{58732}They didn't die alone. I'm sure they|died with all the other people you loved.
{58771}{58826}Even Santa Claus?
{58828}{58899}No, of course not.|There's no such thing as Santa Claus.
{58982}{59041}Just like the Tooth Fairy,|completely made up.
{59063}{59124}Easter Bunny...|Never existed.
{59152}{59205}The female orgasm.
{59206}{59278}Wait and see what happens|when you try to find it.
{59304}{59373}What's wrong? Your parents|all getting divorces?
{59375}{59452}I can give them a little advice,|if you'd like.
{59454}{59521}Oh, I forgot.|They're all dead.
{59523}{59601}All right now, let's go on to|another story, "Rumpelforeskin."
{59603}{59668}"Stiltzkin," sir.|We have to get you to the White House.
{59670}{59709}I just don't get kids.
{59711}{59784}Remind me to sign that abortion bill.|Yes, sir.
{60085}{60127}You may leave|through the forward exit doors...
{60129}{60183}...or the gaping hole|in the side of the plane.
{60185}{60232}We realize you have|a choice in airlines...
{60234}{60310}...and we appreciate|you flying with Southern Coast Air.
{60312}{60343}Thank you.|Hello?
{60422}{60493}Hey! That's mine! I found it!
{60526}{60592}Cindy?|Brenda?
{60594}{60677}Oh, my God.|It's been so long.
{60679}{60737}Yeah, too long.
{60738}{60784}I thought you were dead.
{60786}{60833}Oh, I thought|you were dead, too.
{60835}{60893}What are you doing here?|Were you on this plane?
{60894}{60944}No, I'm trying to get a good story.
{60946}{61011}I'm a reporter now.|I work for the local news.
{61013}{61051}Wow, you're really doing|well for yourself.
{61053}{61137}I was on assignment.|Take a look at this.
{61139}{61180}Here's Detroit.
{61222}{61283}And here's Detroit after the attack.
{61349}{61392}Oh, my God.
{61394}{61457}The attack was devastating.
{61459}{61524}It's over, Cindy.|Humanity has lost the war.
{61526}{61573}No, no. There's still hope.
{61575}{61642}I have reason to believe that there's|someone here that has the answers...
{61644}{61722}...maybe even a way for us to fight back.
{61724}{61804}Come on.|It would make a great story.
{61806}{61861}Maybe. But how are|we supposed to get there?
{61863}{61909}None of these cars work.
{61911}{61956}Wait. See if this works.
{62028}{62107}Hey! I got the last working car|in New York!
{62109}{62179}This is our road, bitches! Ha-ha!
{62293}{62357}You're right, Cindy.|That worked pretty well.
{62359}{62391}I...
{62631}{62676}Look at all the injured.
{62678}{62716}It's so sad.
{62746}{62806}Big-ass rat, man!
{62808}{62853}Oh! That sewer took forever to fix!
{62855}{62920}Man, I'm gonna need|a hot bath after all of that...
{62922}{62961}What the hell happened here?
{63071}{63136}Zombies!|Damn!
{63173}{63206}Let's go!
{63242}{63281}Don't let 'em bite you!
{63283}{63350}Good news!|They can still feel electricity.
{63352}{63427}Grandma?|The zombies have got my grandma!
{63429}{63494}Die, Grandma! Die! Die!
{63496}{63584}I loved you! I loved you!|Mahalik?
{63586}{63642}Look what they did|to my grandmama!
{63644}{63725}Whoa!
{63760}{63806}That woman raised me from birth.
{63993}{64060}Hey, he's got a car. He's got a car.
{64062}{64109}Give us the car and the keys!
{64111}{64197}This isn't my car.|I would, but I can't. It's not my car.
{64199}{64291}It's not my car. Don't worry, kids.|The doors are locked.
{64293}{64333}There's no possible way they can...
{64335}{64421}Pull the robot out of chocolate.|But that's just common sense. Oh, waiter!
{64453}{64506}Daddy!|Kids!
{64617}{64678}Whoa!
{64704}{64758}Why?
{64760}{64809}Well.
{64811}{64882}Get back! Get back!
{64978}{65041}Gimme the gun.|I'm taking the car.
{65042}{65090}What do I do about him?
{65092}{65148}I don't want the car.|I just need a gun.
{65150}{65204}No way I'm giving up the gun.|I want the car.
{65206}{65301}So, you need a gun,|and you want a car.
{65303}{65380}What do you want?|Well, I've never owned a knife.
{65382}{65445}Okay. Let's all switch on three.
{65447}{65516}One, two, three.
{65564}{65611}Is this right?
{65613}{65688}I don't think so.
{65727}{65802}Dad, they're taking the car.
{65804}{65892}Yes, well, uh, let's keep going.
{65894}{65964}What?|That's it? You're giving up?
{65966}{66021}Yeah, that's right. I'm giving up.
{66023}{66079}You want a hero?|Go find someone else.
{66081}{66138}Why?
{66172}{66235}Let's go.
{66237}{66293}Now, let me get this straight:
{66295}{66389}The girl hugged the duck,|and then it dies?
{66390}{66452}Mr. President,|the nation is under attack.
{66454}{66494}Get me Homer Landsquiddy.
{66496}{66556}You mean, "Homeland Security."
{66594}{66658}Sir, this woman was an eyewitness|to one of the attacks.
{66660}{66722}What can you tell us?|They're indestructible.
{66724}{66788}The clothing was burned off|everyone's bodies.
{66790}{66853}There were naked people|everywhere.
{66854}{66913}Were you naked?|No.
{66915}{66958}Thank God.|Some good news at last.
{66960}{67004}Get her a souvenir.
{67484}{67569}Lil' Kim...|Lil' Kim got my sandwich.
{67605}{67671}Look out...|Russell Crowe's got a phone!
{67673}{67734}R. Kelly, don't pee on me!
{67761}{67810}My lovely lady lumps!
{67812}{67860}Where are we?
{67862}{67938}I'm not sure,|but I think we're close.
{67940}{68023}It's supposed to be near mile 62.
{68025}{68066}Is something wrong?
{68068}{68123}No, it's just...
{68125}{68207}I met this guy,|and I wonder if he's safe.
{68209}{68255}Oh, you'd love him, Brenda.
{68257}{68330}What's his name?|I might've already loved him.
{68332}{68374}Tom Ryan.
{68376}{68451}Yeah, did him.|Big, fat Chinese guy?
{68453}{68527}No... No.
{68529}{68609}But he is the kind of guy that I'd like|to share the rest of my life with.
{68733}{68781}Cindy! Look!
{68974}{69014}What is this place?
{69016}{69081}I don't know, but the boy's father's|somewhere in there.
{69083}{69129}We'll have to sneak our way in.
{69131}{69179}But we're not gonna|blend in dressed like this.
{69181}{69251}Brenda, look.|He's a wonderful boy.
{69930}{69984}Ezekiel?
{69986}{70032}Ezekiel, where are you?
{70166}{70268}Ezekiel,|shall we have a foot race?
{70270}{70316}No cheating.
{70865}{70902}That's him!
{70904}{70959}He's cute.
{71031}{71147}Friends, friends. Do not fear the noise|of those of whom we do not speak.
{71149}{71201}There is a gentle truce|between our village...
{71203}{71264}...and the creatures|beyond their borders.
{71266}{71310}Now, who would like to say grace?
{71312}{71357}Ooh!
{71359}{71403}Ah, Ezekiel.
{71434}{71482}Pee-pee.
{71484}{71554}Pee-pee vagina.
{71608}{71658}Amen.
{71854}{71907}Father?
{71909}{71973}Holly.
{71974}{72030}For what purpose|do you interrupt...
{72032}{72137}...the celebration|of the domestic partnership...
{72139}{72194}...of Mordecai and Hoss?
{72196}{72242}The guards caught|two outsiders near the cabin.
{72403}{72437}Who are you?
{72439}{72512}I must speak with you.|I was sent by your son.
{72514}{72564}Don't be ridiculous.
{72566}{72620}I have no son.|That's not true!
{72622}{72677}I know who you are.|I've seen the pictures.
{72678}{72753}I was young. I needed the work.|No.
{72755}{72793}At Mrs. Norris's house.
{72795}{72853}I didn't know whose house it was.
{72854}{72913}They drugged me.|Never mind that.
{72914}{73013}You're outsiders.|The council will decide your fates.
{73160}{73244}The question of the outsiders|is now at hand.
{73246}{73333}But first, Martha,|have you some tidings?
{73334}{73391}Nathaniel Winston|and Alice Smith...
{73393}{73440}...have informed me|of their intentions.
{73442}{73518}He intends to have sex with her|as soon as possible.
{73520}{73617}She intends to put up a mild fight|and then give in.
{73774}{73846}Amos, something does trouble you?
{73871}{73977}We now have a majority|of those who wish to say "I'm"...
{73978}{74034}...instead of"I am."
{74036}{74092}I'm for that.|I am against it.
{74119}{74174}Silence!
{74176}{74221}We have more important matters|to discuss.
{74222}{74305}I fear that the presence|of the outsiders...
{74307}{74390}...will attract those of whom|we do not speak.
{74392}{74469}If you talk about those|of whom we do not speak...
{74470}{74525}...have you not spoken of that...
{74527}{74570}...about which we do not talk?
{74572}{74642}Do not speak of that|of about which...
{74644}{74759}...we talk of not speaking...|about.
{74982}{75070}Elder Hale. We should welcome|the outsiders among us.
{75072}{75155}Jeremiah, ought not|your tongue be held?
{75157}{75222}I am sorry, Elder Hale...
{75224}{75325}...but sometimes my tongue wiggles|beyond my ability to control it.
{75370}{75461}This is a problem with which|I have had much experience.
{75463}{75537}Maybe I could help him in a room|in which there are no others.
{75570}{75624}Or you can all watch.|I don't give a shit.
{75626}{75693}Silence.
{75782}{75889}After this, how about you take|your thing of which we do not speak...
{75891}{75944}...and slide it up in my place|of which I like...
{75946}{75992}Silence!
{75994}{76049}The elders will consult.
{76254}{76294}Ah. Much better.
{77090}{77185}I'm not in my house, am I?
{77186}{77232}No.
{77308}{77421}Outsiders, we have decided|to let you stay with us...
{77423}{77502}...so that you'll be safe from|those from of whom we do not...
{77504}{77555}Or don't.
{77557}{77592}Speak.
{77594}{77667}But now that you are|a part of our village...
{77669}{77718}...understand this:
{77720}{77771}You may never leave.
{77773}{77850}No! No!
{77852}{77912}How did your son die?
{77914}{77975}The fate of the world is at stake.|You know what to do.
{77977}{78017}Was it you? Did you kill him?
{78018}{78065}This is some shit|up with which we will not put.
{78066}{78126}I'm for that.|I am against it.
{78206}{78285}This village isn't|what it used to be.
{78342}{78423}Just hours after|the devastating alien attack...
{78425}{78504}...world leaders have gathered|at the United Nations.
{78506}{78570}In this, mankind's darkest hour...
{78572}{78628}...the human race has turned, as one...
{78630}{78676}...to the wisdom and leadership...
{78678}{78738}...of the President|of the United States.
{78740}{78834}Ladies and gentlemen,|the President of the United States.
{78836}{78883}Go get 'em, tiger.
{78885}{78932}They mean you, sir.
{78934}{78977}Oh, yes, of course.
{79194}{79294}So... an Indian, a Frenchman|and the Pope are all on a plane.
{79296}{79389}The pilot says,|"Hey, are any of you not circumcised?"
{79391}{79461}So the Pope lifts up|his robe and says.
{79463}{79528}"Shut up, stupid.|You don't even speak English."
{79566}{79622}The Israeli asked the Japanese guy|to open his eyes...
{79624}{79682}...but the Japanese man says,|"I'm not squinting, you crazy Jew."
{79684}{79765}"You're the one who sold me|these cheap glasses."
{79766}{79830}What's the difference between|a Belgian and a lump of dog shit?
{79832}{79917}The Belgian drinks wine,|but the dog shit smells good.
{80023}{80117}But, on a serious note,|I'm here today at the, uh...
{80135}{80202}"un"... because the Earth|has been attacked.
{80204}{80273}I'm happy to report that we may|have found a way to fight back.
{80274}{80334}My military advisers|at the Pentagram...
{80336}{80378}...have managed|to do the impossible.
{80380}{80468}They have captured one|of the alien heat ray guns.
{80469}{80572}As you know, the heat ray destroys the body,|leaving behind nothing but clothes.
{80574}{80649}Our engineers have managed to reverse|the polarity of the weapon...
{80651}{80730}...in the hopes that it can now|be turned against...
{80732}{80781}...the alien invaders.
{80884}{80956}Well, where was I?
{80958}{81034}Ah, yes. We expect that the|alien shields will be vulnerable...
{81036}{81096}...to this reconfigured weapon.
{81143}{81224}People, please! Please!
{81226}{81353}Please, people. Now, I know that this|new technology may seem frightening...
{81355}{81437}...but I believe that deep down|inside this heat cannon...
{81439}{81473}...is our best chance.
{81475}{81533}Let me give you a demonstration.
{81535}{81600}Now let's see if this thing|is plugged in.
{81662}{81713}Uh... it's not a very pretty sight.
{81715}{81769}Everything's loose|and flapping around.
{81771}{81818}Look at this little pink thing.
{81987}{82060}Someone get some lubricant,|and we'll slather it around in here.
{82062}{82118}There.
{82422}{82498}Harper. Good God,|these people are all naked.
{82500}{82581}Have you no shame?|Have you no decency?
{82582}{82637}Sir, you're naked, too.|I am?
{82638}{82702}I thought this was a wrinkly leather coat.|Sir!
{82704}{82742}These aren't buttons?|No!
{82744}{82800}I've been pulling this thing|up and down like a zipper.
{82801}{82841}Mr. President, please.
{82843}{82901}There goes that duck again.
{83047}{83093}Yo, man, you see this red weed?
{83095}{83143}Nope.
{83145}{83191}Dad, how much further till Mom's?
{83193}{83237}I don't know.
{83238}{83300}I'm not sure how much longer|I can carry your sister.
{83302}{83381}I've been walking|this entire time.
{83383}{83445}Then who the hell is...|I'll pay you.
{83447}{83509}Stay close, Rachel.
{83511}{83593}Dad, look!
{83595}{83662}Hey! Hey! You guys!|I want to help!
{83664}{83710}Robbie! Oh, no.
{83750}{83830}Don't move. For God's sake,|stay right there. I'll be right back!
{83832}{83904}Hey! Hey, you guys!|I want to help.
{83962}{84004}Awesome!
{84006}{84068}Wait!|Are you crazy?
{84069}{84120}No!|They'll pay for half my college.
{84154}{84199}Kick ass.
{84201}{84245}Robbie!
{84246}{84293}Yes!|What's the matter with you?
{84294}{84373}Hey, look at that guy.|This is so cool!
{84422}{84512}Robbie! Robbie!
{84643}{84704}Rachel! Rachel!
{84706}{84761}Little girl, are you alone?
{84762}{84812}You need to come with me.
{84813}{84861}I'll keep you safe, right, kids?
{84863}{84897}Uh-uh.
{84899}{84948}Do you have a little brother?|Get away from her!
{85032}{85072}Run away, kids!
{85092}{85133}Toward the tripod,|if you have to!
{85134}{85190}Don't go! I've got a Ferris wheel|and a chimp...
{85192}{85250}...and a big, soft bed|we can all get in.
{85359}{85417}No, please!
{85418}{85447}Not my real face!
{85453}{85496}Not my real face!
{85498}{85546}No!
{85681}{85720}Over here.
{85722}{85796}Follow me to safety.
{85797}{85872}Ow!|Follow me to safety.
{85874}{85945}I don't know about this.|I'm an excellent judge of character.
{85946}{86006}All right. Yeah.
{86610}{86680}That's it.
{86682}{86711}Oh, Brenda.
{86713}{86817}Yes! You did it!
{86819}{86908}You have learned quickly|and produced splendid butter.
{86909}{86969}Are you sure you have not|churned before?
{86970}{87030}Well, we don't call it churning|where I come from.
{87215}{87258}Pee-pee vagina.
{87598}{87645}Quick! Into the cellar.
{87646}{87707}No!
{87709}{87781}This is the cellar.|That's the cesspool.
{87783}{87821}Damn it!
{87882}{87914}Quick!
{88415}{88474}Boogedy-boogedy-boogedy.
{88476}{88528}Boogedy-boogedy-boogedy-boogedy.
{88530}{88597}Hey! You're not monsters.
{88652}{88689}Old Lady Henderson?
{88691}{88749}And Pig-Face Joe!
{88873}{88918}What happened?
{88920}{88956}It is Henry.
{88958}{89019}He has suffered a heart attack...
{89021}{89068}...brought on by this knife.
{89103}{89149}Who did this?
{89150}{89197}It was... Ezekiel.
{89241}{89288}Henry, you need a hospital.
{89290}{89350}It's not too late.|We can help you.
{89352}{89427}Perhaps you could start by|not leaning on the knife.
{89501}{89541}Do not be concerned for him,|Cindy.
{89543}{89626}We have sent our most qualified|villager for medicines.
{89940}{89988}I am so dead.
{89990}{90052}Please, leave me alone|with Cindy and Brenda.
{90053}{90092}I have much to tell them.
{90172}{90222}Listen carefully to me.
{90224}{90272}I am not long for this world.
{90274}{90321}Pussy.|Brenda!
{90322}{90413}What? 50 Cent got shot nine times.|He's still walking around.
{90415}{90488}Tell me, Henry, who killed the boy?|Was it you?
{90490}{90582}No, I loved him and his mother|very much.
{90584}{90632}I should have been with him|when he died.
{90633}{90688}It was horrible.
{90690}{90738}What happened?|You must tell me.
{90740}{90792}They went to a boxing match.
{90793}{90852}It was a women's|championship title fight.
{90887}{90955}And there was|a terrible accident.
{90957}{91009}Oh, my God.
{91269}{91316}Only in America!
{91429}{91493}All this time, I've been|searching for his killer...
{91495}{91542}...when it was me, Brenda.
{91544}{91590}It was all my fault.
{91592}{91657}Henry, your son told me|that if I found his killer...
{91659}{91706}I would know how|to defeat the aliens.
{91708}{91778}And he was right.|Don't you see?
{91780}{91855}All you have to do is...
{91934}{91984}Who the hell|let his ass out of jail?
{91986}{92029}His brother, the sheriff.
{92109}{92181}Fuckin' "A."
{92298}{92352}There you go, sweetie.
{92353}{92400}We're gonna die, aren't we?
{92401}{92501}Hey, nothing's gonna happen to you.|I haven't lost anyone yet.
{92502}{92585}You've lost Robbie.|Except Robbie.
{92587}{92693}None of that matters right now.|What's important is that I'm here with you.
{92694}{92741}Try and get some sleep, okay?
{92771}{92820}Sing me|"Lullaby and Good Night"?
{92863}{92920}I don't know that one.
{92922}{92982}Sing me "Hushabye Mountain"?
{92984}{93033}I'm sorry, Rachel,|I don't that one, either.
{93291}{93338}You want this money.
{93340}{93398}Then you gotta be a bad bitch.
{93438}{93524}Shake that ass for a tip|if you a bad bitch.
{93525}{93608}Drop down to the floor|if you a bad bitch.
{93610}{93674}Oh, no, she ain't no ho.
{93676}{93733}She a bad... bitch
{93914}{93973}Hey. Come on in.
{93974}{94036}Have a seat.
{94038}{94110}The name's Oliver.|Tom Ryan.
{94157}{94223}I found this place.|Plenty of food...
{94246}{94315}Along with two freshly killed|busybodies upstairs...
{94317}{94393}...who "owned" the place.|We could stay here forever.
{94395}{94461}Are you afraid?|Of course I'm afraid.
{94463}{94515}I'm not.|I've been around death plenty.
{94517}{94576}I used to drive an ambulance|in the city...
{94578}{94664}...but, apparently, I wasn't|a very strong driver.
{94666}{94722}It seems I was killing more people|than I was saving.
{94724}{94789}Something about that siren|got me excited.
{94790}{94876}Wham! Carnage.
{94877}{94936}But this is different.|This is a war.
{94938}{94993}No, it's an extermination.
{94994}{95061}It's no more of a war than there's a war|between men and maggots...
{95062}{95118}...or dragons and wolves...
{95120}{95219}...or men riding dragons,|throwing wolves at maggots.
{95221}{95309}Damn it, Tom. Can't you understand|what I'm trying to tell you?
{95311}{95371}These aliens must have a weakness.
{95373}{95431}I heard that the Japs killed|a few of'em over in Kikkoman.
{95432}{95500}Kikkoman.|That's soy sauce.
{95501}{95544}Right, yeah. Low sodium.
{95545}{95621}What I'm trying to say, Tom, is that you|and I should be fighting these things.
{95623}{95681}It's us that should be coming up|from under the ground.
{95682}{95732}Of course, we'll have to|bury ourselves first...
{95733}{95765}...but it'll be worth it.
{95767}{95818}Cool breeze. No sunblock. Worms.
{95820}{95892}When we build our own tripods,|they'll have four legs.
{95893}{95941}I gotta show ya something.
{96009}{96093}We'll tunnel up from behind|and scare the piss out of'em.
{96213}{96273}Wish we had some shovels,|don't you?
{96493}{96547}Dad.
{98132}{98191}Daddy!
{98193}{98232}Rachel!
{98293}{98385}Rachel! Rachel!
{98609}{98679}What's the secret, Brenda?|What am I missing?
{98732}{98803}Oh, please!|More fake monsters?
{98993}{99080}Cindy!
{99458}{99535}Help! Help!
{99568}{99640}I promised I'd find you, didn't I?
{99970}{100037}Where are we?|What is this?
{100039}{100112}Some kind of basket|attached to the tripod.
{100114}{100154}Jesus!
{100156}{100225}I know, it's horrible.|But why?
{100227}{100271}What are the aliens|gonna do to us?
{100273}{100319}I don't know,|but they're taking everyone...
{100321}{100385}...young, old, rich, poor, Chingy.
{100387}{100459}Let's ride,|then I drop the top
{100653}{100704}Daddy!|Rachel!
{100705}{100787}No!|Daddy! Help!
{100789}{100834}Tom!
{101070}{101134}Am I dead?
{101136}{101186}You're not dead.
{101419}{101477}Brenda!|Cindy!
{101479}{101546}Hey... could be worse.
{101613}{101692}You want to switch?|Okay.
{101693}{101763}Brenda, look!
{101765}{101851}I don't believe it!|The aliens killed a dinosaur!
{101951}{102049}Hello, humans.|Welcome to the inside of the command tripod.
{102069}{102128}Where's Rachel? What have|you done with my daughter?
{102129}{102222}All in good time, Tom.|But first, I want to play a game.
{102224}{102315}The devices you wear|will trigger in 60 seconds.
{102317}{102424}The switch on the wall|behind Cindy will disable them.
{102425}{102470}But where is the key?
{102472}{102510}I'll give you a hint, Cindy.
{102545}{102586}Let the game begin.
{102588}{102677}I... I don't get it.
{102679}{102790}Okay...|maybe this will help you "see."
{102957}{103043}You want me to... cut something?
{103045}{103123}That should be obvious, yes.
{103172}{103207}No.
{103258}{103331}No!|The key is behind your eye, okay?
{103475}{103555}Zoltar, get in here!|This one's gonna do it!
{103652}{103706}Fake eye.
{103708}{103764}Bad bar fight in '96.
{103855}{103913}Oh.
{103965}{104060}Oh... oh, I hope this doesn't|come between us.
{104061}{104109}Of course not.
{104272}{104335}Is it too late|for me to try this on?
{104337}{104381}Silence!|The game is not yet over.
{104441}{104481}Rachel!|Daddy!
{104483}{104541}Robbie!|Daddy!
{104636}{104737}The only thing keeping|your children alive, Tom, is you.
{104739}{104799}Well, we had a good run.
{104887}{104951}Ha! You weren't expecting that,|were you?
{104953}{105023}On the contrary,|I was counting on it.
{105161}{105226}I call it... "the nutcracker."
{105228}{105274}Why?
{105276}{105341}Of course.
{105477}{105601}Tempura. Sushi. Sashimi!
{105696}{105750}Oh, my... Oh, my gosh.
{105752}{105838}Of course. Follow the blood.|Henry was his stepdad.
{105840}{105900}You're the little boy's real father!
{105901}{105947}Where did you even meet her?
{105949}{106008}It was spring break in Cabo. So what?
{106009}{106065}I blended in.|Seriously, who gives a crap?
{106067}{106099}What's this?
{106159}{106205}Enjoy your purple nurple, Tom.
{106284}{106334}Please, your son|wouldn't want this.
{106336}{106403}His soul walks the Earth because|of the pain you've caused him.
{106405}{106468}No. I have crossed a galaxy|for revenge.
{106469}{106522}But it's my fault.|Let the others go.
{106524}{106600}Oh, I don't think so.|Look upon him as he writhes!
{106601}{106683}Hey, Cindy!|Look, I'm on TV, y'all! Check it out!
{106685}{106735}I'm gonna give a shout out|to all my peeps!
{106793}{106834}Have you lost your mind?
{106836}{106894}No one... bitch slaps... Brenda!
{106896}{106948}Zoltar, help!
{106949}{107032}Oh, oh!|This is some bullshit!
{107033}{107114}I know you hold a grudge against humanity|for your son's death, but...
{107116}{107172}Oh, wet willy!
{107173}{107251}Killing us won't bring|your little boy back.
{107253}{107322}No. You will all pay|for what you have done.
{107324}{107374}Besides,|I've already built this thing.
{107409}{107482}When the trap closes on you,|it will lock the chain in place.
{107484}{107532}Your children will be saved...
{107533}{107596}...but you will suffer a terrible death.
{107597}{107661}Can you hang on|to the ones you love?
{107663}{107714}You have 60 seconds.
{107752}{107840}No.|Don't worry, kids. I won't quit on you.
{107877}{107923}It's okay to let go, Dad.
{107925}{107986}All you ever had to do|was show that you loved me.
{108017}{108071}And show me what it means|to be a man.
{108073}{108133}And show me|that I could love again.
{108161}{108203}We forgive you, Dad.
{108472}{108519}The spikes... they stopped!
{108607}{108664}Kids!|Daddy!
{108768}{108839}Are you... sparing our lives?
{108841}{108887}Anyone can hold a grudge...
{108889}{108944}...but it takes real courage to forgive.
{108945}{109040}The invasion is over.|And?
{109041}{109115}And I guess I'm sorry or something.|I don't know.
{109117}{109156}Like you mean it.
{109157}{109204}Okay.
{109205}{109268}I'm sorry for killing millions of people.|Whatever!
{109269}{109333}Wait... where's Brenda?
{109396}{109435}What?
{109437}{109494}We're at peace now.|I was just sealing the deal.
{109525}{109605}Come on, Brenda. Let's go.
{109606}{109700}Bye, Zoltar!|Don't lose my number!
{109750}{109798}Tell me you didn't catch something.
{109800}{109869}Nah, it's cool.|She said she was a virgin.
{109922}{109979}We are so fucked.
{110344}{110390}Mommy!
{110507}{110538}Thank you.
{110596}{110637}Hey, look, kids... Grandpa.
{110685}{110726}No, that's my new husband.
{110889}{111000}Oh, I think it's romantic...|the way love can find anyone.
{111093}{111176}And so, love triumphed in the end...
{111178}{111233}...and the invaders were destroyed.
{111235}{111301}For this world, our world...
{111302}{111349}...is the world of man.
{111351}{111424}We have earned the right|to live here...
{111425}{111530}...and as long as we love,|humanity will prevail.
{111532}{111624}Each of our enemies has failed|in their quest to defeat us...
{111625}{111739}...each has been undone|by their own nefarious plans.
{111741}{111824}Among all worlds,|across all galaxies...
{111825}{111913}...we stand above, we stand alone.
{111915}{112026}None can threaten our existence,|none can challenge our spirit.
{112028}{112074}And why?
{112076}{112155}Of all the qualities|that make us unique...
{112157}{112221}...it is love that is|our greatest strength...
{112222}{112285}...and because of love, mankind...
{112382}{112460}Thank you.|Hello, and welcome to the show.
{112461}{112552}We have got a very special man|with some very special news.
{112553}{112631}That's right... he's in the building!|The man who saved the world!
{112633}{112687}Put your hands together|for Tom Ryan!
{112761}{112823}Yes!|My best friend.
{113037}{113092}Whoo!
{113203}{113270}Wow.|That's it?
{113272}{113313}Okay.
{113413}{113494}So, you're in love.|I am. I'm in love.
{113617}{113675}He's lost it.|The boy's lost it.
{113677}{113740}Yeah!|Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
{113875}{113937}You are adorable when you are in love.|Thank you.
{113939}{114018}Tell us all about her.|She's great. She's really terrific.
{114020}{114060}So it's complicated.
{114061}{114116}Yeah, you were saying|that she's complex, I guess.
{114117}{114161}Shut up!
{114368}{114446}Ow!|You're insane. Tom Ryan is insane!
{114448}{114496}I'm insane!|Are you happy?
{114498}{114545}You're happy?|I'm so happy. Hey! Look!
{114547}{114661}Whoa!
{114662}{114710}Tom. Okay, you've got balls.
{114772}{114857}Yeah!
{114859}{114902}Shoe!
{115018}{115078}I love Cindy Campbell!
{115080}{115138}I can jump on things!
{115163}{115210}Whoa!
{115293}{115371}Wowee-wowee-wowee-wowee-wowee!
{115373}{115419}Wowee-wowee-wowee-wowee!
{115421}{115501}Ya-ha! Whoa!
{115604}{115647}Okay, um, Tom...|isn't Cindy here?
{115649}{115715}I know she's here.|Cindy, I know you're in the building.
{115717}{115773}Cindy! Cindy!|Cindy! Cindy!
{115774}{115894}Let's bring her out right now!|I love this woman! I love this woman!
{116097}{116169}Oh, God! God!
{116170}{116241}Oh, God!
